Comedy Pics of mokka soriya!

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3 wastages of Tamil Cinema!

3 wastages of Tamil Cinema:


1. Asith: One who is a failure in business, love life, racing, studies and cinema too. Thankfully after marrying Shalini and screwing her for 10 long years, managed to produce one daughter, his only achievement.

2. Soriya: The competent for "Next Jayamalini" title by showing off body record number times even more than heroines and running his cine life only by jollu girls support for his films. This one and the above domers are the only Tamil actors who had used a dupe for even dance, shoing them as dancing in shadow.

3.Rasini: The mama man who supports films of his son-in-law Dhanush and flop star asith. At 50, he wanted to suck olaga alagi Aishwarya, and now his thirst is satisfied at 60 yrs, when he acted with her. One who feels that she can add very big value to his films since he has become very old and an unintentional comedian.

Beware of these 3!

Midnight Masala Ajak!

For those who say Vijay acted in midnight masala films in his early career, here is the reply:

1. Ajak's first film had full length first night song
2. Ajak's early heroines are sanghavi and swathi, same as vijay.
3. In vaanmathi, ajak played a dog like role jolling at all women
4. Ajak pazhi vaangifies swathi in vaanmathi by kissing her shadow in all parts of body
5. Ajak manthra starrer rettai jada vayasu had lot of soft porn scenes
6. Ajak and friends tease swathi and friends in vaanmathi by asking them to do push ups and starring at their breasts
7. Ajak's kallori vaasal was full of midnight masala songs
8. Whole theme of ajak's vaali is illegal sex.

This is only a part. Who speaks abt Vijay now? :@

MARANAM AAYIRAM :(

 

SORIYAN IN SHAKEELA POSE

You are from a normal middle class family but you will speak only english and call ur father as daddy only.
Your father is your role model coz he boozes and shows his love to ur mom in front of you and your friends.
You will fall in love at first sight with a masculine girl and compare her with ur mom shamelessly.    
You will find her easily not only in Chennai but also in usa without having any of her contacts.
You will get a visa to usa and also parents permission to meet an unknown girl.
When ur father is dead u will remember your love stories and how u made love to two girls.
When ur lover dies u should kill urself with drugs and alcohol just becoz u have reached till the stage of having sex with her.
Getting six pack and posing like Shakeela will make you a major in army even if u are 5'3".
When ur father dies ur mom will be sitting and checking sms in mobile.
Even in front of ur fathers deadbody ur sister will talk to u only in english.
Congrats! U just finished watching the Mokka daddy film Vaaranam aayiram :-P
Will send u crocin and tiger balm soon :-D

Potta Soriyan as comedy Kavalan?

If soriyan kulla panni had done kavalan:

1. Intro scene shirtless fight
2. Sleeveless bodyguard costume
3. Rope dance in step it up song
4. Songs tuned by harris and shot fully in foreign locations
5. Hands wide open and eeeeeeee expression in all songs
6. Bedroom scene with second heroine to show how kid was born (logic ma)
7. Rendu naala pee podala expression for last 15 mins
8. Bedroom scene with asin in end titles to show they live happily(finishing venum la)
9. Padam released by dmk family and 5 mins once trailer in all channels
10. Spl interview by soriyan in all channels saying idhu oru azhagana padam. I dedicate to jo.

Anti vijay fans: suriya is the best

Vadivelu: comedy avardhu, hit ennudhu.